Sunday, July 6, 2008

PM. Fallensburg's Revenge!


The Adventures of Peanut Man!
As we left off, our hero Peanut Man collapsed! And our other hero, Cashew Boy, took the mayor to the village. But the mayor found out that Peanut Man caused much horror to Fallensburg! So he told the town to get REVENGE! Watch out, Peanut Man! You're in trouble!

Mayor Preston: Get Harrison!

Cashew Boy: You don't look much like a peanut anymore.
Peanut Man: I know, it's close to an end for me.
Cashew Boy: What do you mean?
Peanut Man: Well . . . to pass away.
Cashew Boy: YOU MEAN DIE?!?!?!
Peanut Man: Yeah . . .my second time.
Cashew Boy: I'll miss you.
Peanut Man: I wasn't sure at first I was was going to have a good peanut life, but when I met you . . . you made it very better.
Cashew Boy: (crying, sobbing, whining)
Peanut Man: It's oooooo, it's ooooo, it's oooo kay.
Cashew Boy: Peanut Man . . . master . . . no! no! no! It can't be!
Peanut Man: Ohhhhh..........okay . . . I need to tell you something.
Cashew Boy: What?
Peanut Man: You are . . . my . . . my son. I love you. (ahhgghghghgh, choke)
Cashew Boy: I love you too.
Hank: So sad that the village caused this.
Matthew: Yeah, but Cashew Boy's love might do something!
Hank: Good-bye, Peanut Man. I'll miss you.
Matthew: Me, too or 2X.

to be continued. stay tuned! to be followed...

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